Quote of the day (yesterday)

I'm taking a class at Jo-Ann's and Mike called me at the end of my class last night to check in. I asked him how it was going at home, and he says...

"I had to nurse Jack a little to get him to sleep."

Huh?

My stunned silence must have tipped him off. "Oh, I mean, I gave him a bottle from the freezer."

Darn. Because I was thinking we could be getting very rich.